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Slitherman
\\\\\\\"Slitherman\\\\\\\" is a Festival Guy album released 2026-06-11. This FestivalGuyMusic.com page is the official entry with verified Spotify and Apple Music album links. The twelve-track list includes City of Seams, Margin of Error, Frictionless, Inspector's Tape, Salt King's Sermon, Rattle & Rail, Doxx Me, Dry Mouth of Winter, Skin I Leave Behind, Hydrant Ballet, Salt Dome Showdown, and Map of Us. Genres listed: rock, experimental, and theatrical. No studio, collaborator, or chart claims are added beyond these catalog facts.
About Slitherman
Slitherman is a twelve-track Festival Guy album that leans experimental and theatrical — city seams, inspectors, salt domes and a closing map of us.
Released 2026-06-11.
Track list
- 01 City of Seams
- 02 Margin of Error
- 03 Frictionless
- 04 Inspector's Tape
- 05 Salt King's Sermon
- 06 Rattle & Rail
- 07 Doxx Me
- 08 Dry Mouth of Winter
- 09 Skin I Leave Behind
- 10 Hydrant Ballet
- 11 Salt Dome Showdown
- 12 Map of Us
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Slitherman lyrics
Official lyrics for “Slitherman” by Festival Guy.
Intro (Company) Steel on steel, heartbeat trains, city of seams—no one remains the same!
Verse 1 (Elliot) Maps on my desk like veins in a hand, Ink turns alleys to promised land. I hear the sleepers hum below, Every block a pulse I know.
Pre (Company) Hiss of steam, neon beams, Patch the cracks, stitch the seams—
Chorus (All) This is the city of seams, we hold together, Brick over thunder, thread through weather. When the lines get lost and the signals fade, We draw new routes with the love we made.
Verse 2 (Rina) Tape on a door where a wall came down, Names in dust like a paper crown. Sign the permit, sign your name, Promise the people more than blame.
Pre → Chorus (repeat)
Break (Gus) Feel it—rattle in the rail, whisper in the stone— Company (chant): We keep the city sewn!
Final Chorus (All) This is the city of seams, we hold together… (x2) Tag: Steel on steel, heartbeat trains—city of seams!
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