Festival Guy
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Bad Decisions

Thirteen songs about the night that got away from you — declined cards, dead phones, one more drink, and the long walk home without both shoes.

rockfunkcomedytheatrical August 13, 2026
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About Bad Decisions

Bad Decisions is the Festival Guy album for anyone who has ever said “I’m never drinking again” with full conviction at 4 a.m. and meant it until approximately 4:12. The record strings together party-reportage songs — excuses, alibis, logistics failures and the soft landing of morning regret — into one continuous bad night.

Musically it leans on punchy rock and funk grooves with theatrical comedy vocals and sing-along choruses built for a crowd that is already too loud.

Released August 14, 2026.

Track list

  1. 01 Who You Came With
  2. 02 I Don’t Know That Man
  3. 03 Card Got Declined
  4. 04 Check Engine
  5. 05 My Phone Was Dead
  6. 06 My Back Hurt
  7. 07 One More Drink
  8. 08 Where My Other Shoe?
  9. 09 What's Your Name Again?
  10. 10 I'm Never Drinking Again
  11. 11 I'm Banned From Here
  12. 12 That Ain't My Lambo
  13. 13 Delete That Video

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