Music.
Albums, singles and story songs from the Festival Guy project — with first-party notes and listening links.
Bad Decisions
Thirteen songs about the night that got away from you — declined cards, dead phones, one more drink, and the long walk home without both shoes.
I'm Banned From Here
A Festival Guy cut about the venue that no longer wants you, the bouncer who remembers your face, and the friends who still want one more song.
I'm Never Drinking Again
The Festival Guy vow that never survives sunrise — a comedy anthem from the Bad Decisions album.
CUT THE TREE / BRING THE ARMY
A longer Festival Guy cut — escalating energy, big drums and a title that refuses to stay quiet. From the album THE DOG DID NOT.
THE DOG DID NOT
A ten-song Festival Guy suite of stark titles and escalating force — defendant silence, high tide, cut trees, and an army that is not here.
The Ballad of Ignatius J. Reilly
A Festival Guy theatrical story-song nodding to New Orleans’ most magnificent misfit — equal parts ballad, comedy and character study.
Meet me at the Manhole
A Festival Guy single with nightlife geography energy — half invitation, half warning, all groove.
Ass, Grass or Cash
A short, sharp Festival Guy single — feel-good groove, punchy bass and a chorus that does not apologize for itself.