Who is Festival Guy?
Festival Guy is an independent music project and artist identity. Official catalog and artist information live here at FestivalGuyMusic.com.
Festival Guy
Music for bad decisions.
Independent rock, funk, electronic, psychedelic, theatrical and comedy-infused songs built for main-stage chaos and the long walk back to the tent.
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What is Festival Guy?
Festival Guy is an independent music project and artist identity. This site is the canonical source for releases, song information, credits, background stories and official listening links — not a festival blog, not a travel brand, just the music.
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Music
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Bad Decisions
Thirteen songs about the night that got away from you — declined cards, dead phones, one more drink, and the long walk home without both shoes.
I'm Never Drinking Again
The Festival Guy vow that never survives sunrise — a comedy anthem from the Bad Decisions album.
I'm Banned From Here
A Festival Guy cut about the venue that no longer wants you, the bouncer who remembers your face, and the friends who still want one more song.
Applicant Rejected
Ten absurdist Festival Guy narratives — moth education, cutlery sleepers, opinionated chairs and an unlicensed animal's goodnight.
CUT THE TREE / BRING THE ARMY
A longer Festival Guy cut — escalating energy, big drums and a title that refuses to stay quiet. From the album THE DOG DID NOT.
THE DOG DID NOT
A ten-song Festival Guy suite of stark titles and escalating force — defendant silence, high tide, cut trees, and an army that is not here.
Estas Tomando Alguna Otra Droga Con La Cocaina?
A Festival Guy single that asks the important follow-up question.
The Ballad of Ignatius J. Reilly
A Festival Guy theatrical story-song nodding to New Orleans’ most magnificent misfit — equal parts ballad, comedy and character study.
Run Max Run
A Festival Guy chase-energy single — forward motion, no apology.
Data Center Tycoon: North Shore (Soundtrack)
Thirteen Festival Guy cues for a civic tech fever dream — zoning boards, brownouts, firewalls and failure reports in C minor.
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Quick facts
What kind of music?
Rock, funk, electronic, psychedelic, theatrical and comedy-infused songs — often in the same set, sometimes in the same track.
Where can I listen?
Start with the verified Festival Guy artist page on Spotify, then follow release pages here for first-party notes and links.